Any marketer promising magic traffic…
is on magic mushrooms

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Overnight?

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Fact 1
Backlinks are fantastic (when you earn them).

But when you hire a link peddler, your brand ends up on a link farm, or worse: as a spam comment on thousands of blog posts.

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Fact 2
Google Partners (no “Search”) are merely certified AdWords consultants.

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Keep your money safe from these charlatans

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You’ve Tried Everything

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Fact 3
Search results are personalized now; winning the top spot is a dead concept.

Pages rank based on location, time of day, preferred language, network bandwidth, screen size, browser, and much more.

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Who set foot on the moon… second?

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What Really Works?

* these businesses do not exist,
any similarity to real brands is coincidental, but not surprising 😉

A Triple Bullseye

Content that earns valuable traffic year over year hits the mark not once, not twice, but thrice.


  • 🎯 Demand


    Whether they want it for free or for a price, readers must want your content


  • 🎯 Persona-Content Fit


    People want your content, but do they want your product?
    Anyone off the street won’t do: you’re running a business, not a library


  • 🎯 Value


    They’re knocking on your door and they’re ready to eat; dog food won’t cut it tonight.
    High-quality content wins traffic, trust, and business


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I’m Stanley, the Upfront Marketer.


I’m an SEO, web developer, keyword researcher, graphic artist, digital strategist, and landing-page savant.


Combine those skills and you get a full-stack content marketing agency shoved inside one organism (me).


Together, we’ll hit the bullseye so many times they’ll have to invent more numbers.


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